Not a Practicing Homosexual

A friend and I had a conversation the other day about some issues that continue to be brought up by certain members of my extended family and their hyperconcern about the fact that I am gay and yet, for example, I served as a pallbearer at a Catholic funeral for my aunt.

He said, “it’s okay to be gay and Catholic — what they get upset about is ‘practicing the act’.”

Okay, I get it. I’ll just tell them that “I am not a practicing homosexual.”

After more than 16 years with my one-and-only man, I don’t need to practice. [giggle]

Life is short: maintain your sense of humor, and if you are like me and don’t have one, surround yourself with those who do!

2 thoughts on “Not a Practicing Homosexual

  1. ROFL!

    All repeat after me:

    "After more than 16 years with my one-and-only man, I don't need to practice."

    Leading contender for Best Post of 2009!

  2. It's just like my favorite philosphy said, "Never take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

    –Bugs Bunny

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