{"id":987,"date":"2010-11-15T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=987"},"modified":"2010-11-15T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T09:00:00","slug":"a-gorilla-rides-a-police-harley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=987","title":{"rendered":"A Gorilla Rides a Police Harley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, I was resting as I was recovering from my recent surgery when I heard a distinctive sound:&nbsp; the rumble of a Harley&#8217;s engine.&nbsp; The rumbling noise sounded close.&nbsp; I got up and looked out the front window.<\/p>\n<p>I saw a gorilla dismounting from a police Harley that had been parked in my driveway.<\/p>\n<p>What?&nbsp; Yep:&nbsp; a gorilla.&nbsp; Or at least it was a human in a gorilla costume.&nbsp; He loped or whatever gorillas do and came to my front door.&nbsp; His paws or whatever you call his hands were too large to push the ringer for the bell, but I opened the door anyway and pushed open the storm door.<\/p>\n<p>He thrust a box to me, then began &#8212; I don&#8217;t know how to describe it &#8212; &#8220;aping around&#8221; on my front porch and the lawn.&nbsp; He was making loud grunting noises and occasional shrieks.&nbsp; I was dying with laughter, and it hurt like hell to laugh!&nbsp; But laugh I did.&nbsp; My partner stood behind me and laughed a lot, too.&nbsp; Then the neighbors next door and across the street came out and watched the show.<\/p>\n<p>I stepped outside to try to ask who it was, and he, she, or &#8220;it&#8221; came up to me, grunted and shook my hand, then ran to the bike, mounted it, and took off.<\/p>\n<p>I was left standing in shock and bemusement wondering, &#8220;did this really happen?&nbsp; Did a gorilla really ride a Police Harley to my door, hand me a box (containing a chocolate cake), dance around on my lawn, then take off?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I checked with the &#8220;usual suspects&#8221; to find out if they knew anything about who was behind this.&nbsp; My partner claimed innocence, and I believed him.&nbsp; My siblings and some of my closest senior pals did, as well.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought about it, and decided to place a call to a cop who once rented a home from me.&nbsp; About six years ago, his wife had lost her job and about the same time, had their first child.&nbsp; They were really strapped for cash.&nbsp; I forgave their rent for about six months until they got back on their feet.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it was him &#8212; he &#8220;repaid&#8221; my kindness in his own way, which was very nice, a lot of fun, and quite enjoyable &#8212; though it hurt like hell!&nbsp; LOL!&nbsp; (Sorry, no photos. My camera wasn&#8217;t anywhere close by, and the gorilla didn&#8217;t stay long enough to pose for pictures. I hope my neighbors took some, though!)<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:&nbsp; paying it forward pays back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, I was resting as I was recovering from my recent surgery when I heard a distinctive sound:&nbsp; the rumble of a Harley&#8217;s engine.&nbsp; The rumbling noise sounded close.&nbsp; I got up and looked out the front window. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=987\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}