{"id":9845,"date":"2015-06-22T06:09:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T10:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=9845"},"modified":"2015-06-22T06:09:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T10:09:54","slug":"when-a-cop-asks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=9845","title":{"rendered":"When A Cop &#8220;Asks&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a cop &#8220;asks,&#8221; you do as requested.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon, I was in our back yard with the spouse.  He was relaxing by the pond that I built for him.  I was using the powerwasher and cleaning the winter&#8217;s grime and algae from the siding on our house and the decks.<\/p>\n<p>It was a rather warm day.  While I would like to have been out riding my motorcycle, I still have this incredibly long &#8220;honey-do&#8221; list on which I only have weekends to execute.  I lost time completing home fix-it tasks when I had to take too much time off recently to allow my back to heal.<\/p>\n<p>The powerwasher makes a lot of noise.  I had ear protectors on.  So I didn&#8217;t hear a police motorcycle arrive and park in the drive.  I was in the back yard, and could not see the front.  <\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise, then, to be up on a ladder with the spray wand of the power washer and look down to see a cop talking to my spouse.  What was that about?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe cop was my buddy JB.  He was asking the spouse if I could go with him to help him and some of his colleagues to practice riding skills as they prepare to compete in an upcoming motorcycle police riding competition.<\/p>\n<p>There I am&#8230; rather wet from hot-weather sweat and powerwasher overspray.  JB looked at me and said, &#8220;[BB] said it was okay &#8212; go clean up and join us at the range to help us practice for next week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was, well, sort of a cross between an &#8220;order&#8221; and a &#8220;request.&#8221;  I laughed, saw my spouse wink, and agreed.  Happily agreed.  <\/p>\n<p>JB sat with my spouse in the gazebo by the pond while I took 5 minutes to change clothes to jeans, t-shirt, and Chippewa Firefighter boots.  (When around a bunch of cops, last thing that I, as a civilian, wants to do is &#8220;overboot it&#8221; by wearing Dehners and breeches, especially on such a hot day.  I don&#8217;t know how JB and his colleagues can wear black uniforms in the hot sun.)<\/p>\n<p>I had to ask JB to move his police motor from the driveway so that I could pull out my truck, then get my Harley out of the garage.  JB sat on his motor on the street while I moved vehicles.  The neighbors up and down the street all kinda looked curious.  I just giggled to myself.<\/p>\n<p>I rode out on my Harley, clicked the remote to shut the garage door, and off we went.  <\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed watching the looks on the neighbors faces to see me be met by a motorcop, then go riding off with him.  Little do they know&#8230; LOL.<\/p>\n<p>We had a productive practice session with JB and 5 of his colleagues for several hours.  I will look forward to seeing them compete next week.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  follow orders.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a cop &#8220;asks,&#8221; you do as requested. Yesterday afternoon, I was in our back yard with the spouse. He was relaxing by the pond that I built for him. 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