{"id":978,"date":"2010-11-06T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-06T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=978"},"modified":"2010-11-06T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T08:00:00","slug":"flip-flop-cowboy-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Flip-Flop Cowboy Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I detest flip-flops.  You know, those rubber-footed things (I can&#8217;t even call them footwear) that some people wear &#8212; usually at the beach or at a swimming pool.  When people walk in them, you hear the noise that gives them their name &#8212; a snap sound as the bottom of the rubber foot snaps up to strike the bottom of the heel.  &#8220;Flip-flop, flip-flop&#8221; sounds so&#8230; awful.  Some nut-cases have been seen wearing them while operating a motorcycle, which is incredibly stooopid, but as I have said before, Darwinian principles apply in those cases.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/TNK7GqMqxLI\/AAAAAAAACoU\/iX1nEuitPsk\/s1600\/Lucclassicdkgrey01.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/TNK7GqMqxLI\/AAAAAAAACoU\/iX1nEuitPsk\/s200\/Lucclassicdkgrey01.jpg?resize=194%2C200\" width=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I digress&#8230; here&#8217;s my story about a pair of cowboy boots that sound like flip-flops.  On my recent business trip, I brought three pairs of boots with me.  One pair was a pair of hikers that I wore while doing my morning brisk walk exercise.  Two other pairs were dress Lucchese cowboy boots, one pair in cognac, and another pair in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootedman.com\/cowboy\/lucdkgrey.html\">dark grey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The dark grey boots are not broken in yet.  The boot shafts are still very stiff.  As I walk in them, I hear a noise that sounds much like flip-flops do &#8212; when the back of the boot shaft strikes the back of my leg each time a take a step.  &#8220;Flip-flop, flip-flop&#8221; go the boots.  Sounds awful!  Usually, I hear a more traditional &#8220;clunk&#8221; sound of the boot heel striking the floor.  In this case, though, that sound is suppressed and has been replaced by a &#8220;flip-flop&#8221; noise.  Yikes!  I may suffer a damaged reputation as a cowboy boot-wearer!  Aaaaahhhh!<\/p>\n<p>I will continue to wear these boots to break them in, and hopefully the noise will cease.  Meanwhile, I think I will wear taller socks, so the noise of the back of the boot shaft striking my leg will be muffled.<\/p>\n<p>Oh&#8230; the trials of a Bootman who has a reputation to protect (LOL!)<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  wear boots!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I detest flip-flops. You know, those rubber-footed things (I can&#8217;t even call them footwear) that some people wear &#8212; usually at the beach or at a swimming pool. When people walk in them, you hear the noise that gives them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=978\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cowboy-boots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}