{"id":970,"date":"2010-10-29T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=970"},"modified":"2010-10-29T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T08:00:00","slug":"internet-searches-that-land-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"Internet Searches That Land Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, I look at what people are entering into search engines that drive visitors to this blog.&nbsp; Most of the searches are real, honest-to-goodness questions.&nbsp; But some of them are, um, &#8220;interesting.&#8221;&nbsp; The latest examples are below, with my attempts at answers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>can you spray leather protectant on boots and walk in the rain (California)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; well, you &#8220;can&#8221; but the question is, will it work and will it cause damage to your boots?&nbsp; If your boots are all leather and are dark in color, then it won&#8217;t change the color.&nbsp; But what this stuff does is clog the pores in the leather, making it eventually become hard and brittle.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t use it.&nbsp; Instead, use a good quality leather conditioner and a good polish.&nbsp; If the boots get wet, then allow them to dry naturally (out of the sun) in a place with good ventilation.&nbsp; That will prevent mold.&nbsp; Then shine &#8217;em up again.&nbsp; And don&#8217;t wear boots made of exotic skins like snake, alligator, crocodile, etc. if it is raining.&nbsp; Those skins are made of scales which will curl when they get wet and won&#8217;t &#8220;uncurl.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>how to wear male cowboy boots&nbsp; (North Dakota)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; Well, I didn&#8217;t know that boots had a gender.&nbsp; Hmmm, gotta think about that one.&nbsp; Otherwise, if you&#8217;re asking how a man wears boots &#8212; quick answer &#8212; on his feet.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>do men still where [sic] cowboy boots (New Jersey)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; Yes, men &#8220;still&#8221; <b>wear<\/b> cowboy boots.&nbsp; Where?&nbsp; Again&#8230; on their feet.&nbsp; Just look down.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/bootedharleydude.blogspot.com\/2010\/09\/where-to-wear-cowboy-boots.html\">Or read this recent blog post<\/a>.&nbsp; Perhaps not as many men in New Jersey wear boots as in other states, but real men &#8220;still&#8221; wear boots.&nbsp; Try wearing a pair.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll look good and it&#8217;s likely you will get plenty of compliments on the boots, but perhaps not your spelling.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>how do you wear boots for men&nbsp; (Jacksonville, Florida)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt;hmmm, how to wear boots &#8220;for&#8221; men?&nbsp; Well, men like to see other people who are wearing boots standing tall, smiling, and looking confident.&nbsp; Regardless if they are gay or straight, a woman or a man wearing boots and who walks proudly and stands tall gets appreciation, interest, approving looks, and respect.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>best motorcycle boots that don&#8217;t look gay&nbsp; (San Francisco, California)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; gee, this is an interesting question, particularly considering where it came from.&nbsp; I already answered this as recently as <a href=\"http:\/\/bootedharleydude.blogspot.com\/2010\/09\/boots-look-gay.html\">this post dated September 8, 2010<\/a>.&nbsp; Check it out &#8212; then get over your hang-ups about &#8220;boots looking gay.&#8221;&nbsp; I really would like to know sometime about what motorcycle boots &#8220;look gay.&#8221;&nbsp; They look like boots to me.&nbsp; And I&#8217;ve never seen boots making out with each other, but perhaps boots act differently on the Left Coast.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>meaning of tucking pants in your boots &nbsp; (Oklahoma)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; Okay, here&#8217;s the secret &#8212; only a guy with a huge boot collection like me knows the real answer.&nbsp; Glad you asked.&nbsp; Here goes.&nbsp; Ready?<\/p>\n<p>It means that the guy likes his boots and wants to wear them so people can see them.&nbsp; That&#8217;s all.&nbsp; Period.&nbsp; End-of-story.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t read anything else into wearing jeans tucked into boots than is there.&nbsp; Nothing is there.&nbsp; Okay, done.&nbsp; End-of-rant.&nbsp; Again.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/bootedharleydude.blogspot.com\/2010\/10\/tucking-pants-into-boots.html\">Or see this recent blog post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>the correct way to walk in cowboy boats [sic]&nbsp; (Texas)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt; Yep, they have a lot of cowboy stuff in Texas, and while I have visited that state on many occasions over the years, I have yet to see a cowboy <u>boat<\/u>.&nbsp; I guess the answer is: walk carefully and hold the handrail until you get your sealegs.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>why to gays were cowboy boots [sic]&nbsp; (Leesburg, Virginia)<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&gt;&gt;this just illustrates so much&#8230; but I&#8217;ll refrain from making statements that would lower me to this guy&#8217;s level.  Suffice it to say, there are some people who could be better educated.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  watch what you search for &#8212; your search could end up getting quoted here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, I look at what people are entering into search engines that drive visitors to this blog.&nbsp; Most of the searches are real, honest-to-goodness questions.&nbsp; But some of them are, um, &#8220;interesting.&#8221;&nbsp; The latest examples are below, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cowboy-boots","category-gay-issues","category-motorcycle-boots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}