{"id":945,"date":"2010-10-04T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=945"},"modified":"2010-10-04T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T08:00:00","slug":"how-to-wear-a-boot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"How To Wear A Boot"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why on Earth would anyone enter the question, “how to wear a boot?” into google?  But that’s what two people have done in the past two days.  Here are some answers:<\/span><\/p>\n

1.  Sit down.  Pull up your pants leg.  Identify your left foot.  Identify the left boot.  Pull it on the left foot.<\/span>
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2.  Repeat with the right leg and foot.<\/span><\/p>\n

3.  Stand up.<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re done.  So that’s<\/i> how to wear a boot.  Well, actually two boots, but you get the gist.  \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

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Option two:<\/p>\n

1.  Do the procedure as in Option one above, but begin with the right leg and right foot, and repeat with the left leg and left foot.<\/p>\n

2.  It doesn’t mean a thing if you put your boots on starting with one leg or the other.  Some guys are left-booted and some guys are right-booted.    <\/p>\n

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Option three:<\/span>
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Answer:  on your feet.  Boots look better than than on your hands, for example.<\/span><\/p>\n

Life is short:  wear boots! <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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