{"id":9282,"date":"2015-03-03T06:39:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-03T11:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=9282"},"modified":"2015-03-03T06:44:10","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T11:44:10","slug":"boots-at-the-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=9282","title":{"rendered":"Boots at the Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have mentioned before that I am a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=3552\" target=\"_blank\">Life Member of my local fire department<\/a>, inducted to this level <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=4684\" target=\"_blank\">two years ago<\/a> in recognition of long-term service.<\/p>\n<p>My local FD is holding a &#8220;Fireman&#8217;s Ball&#8221; this coming weekend.  What will I wear?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFor those of you who have followed me and this blog closely, you know two key things about me:<\/p>\n<p>1)  I do not attend dances. Ever.  I hate dancing.  Or shall I say, since I am such a klutz, I do not dance, never will, and do not want to be in a place where through social pressure, I could be asked and\/or &#8220;forced&#8221; to dance.  Nope, dancing isn&#8217;t for me.<\/p>\n<p>2)  My spouse detests social occasions.  A &#8220;Fireman&#8217;s Ball&#8221; is definitely one of those types of events that he would not want to attend.<\/p>\n<p>So why did I say, then, &#8220;what will I wear?&#8221;  Does that mean that I will be going?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I reluctantly agreed when the Chief personally asked me to attend.  As part of the activities that night, they are holding a fundraising auction, and he wants me to run it.  <\/p>\n<p>One of the reasons my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=7961\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Senior Safety Saturday&#8221;<\/a> events that I do in conjunction with the Fire Department have been so successful is that I have been pretty good at fundraising.  I looked back at the accounting of those events, and was astounded when the tally indicating that over 25 of these events, I have raised more than US$487,000 in financial and in-kind support.  Wow&#8230; almost a half million dollars.  Even I impressed myself when I ran the numbers.<\/p>\n<p>So now the Chief wants me to engage people in a fundraising auction which is the centerpiece of this event.  Oh great&#8230; no pressure.<\/p>\n<p>So, what will I wear?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Lucbcgoat10-114x300.jpg?resize=114%2C300\" alt=\"Lucchese Black Cherry Goatskin Dress Cowboy Boots\" width=\"114\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2383\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Lucbcgoat10.jpg?resize=114%2C300&amp;ssl=1 114w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Lucbcgoat10.jpg?resize=57%2C150&amp;ssl=1 57w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Lucbcgoat10.jpg?w=266&amp;ssl=1 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 114px) 100vw, 114px\" \/>This event is semi-formal.  Yuck.  That means a suit.  I can&#8217;t get by with wearing my dress or duty uniform.  <\/p>\n<p>But I WILL wear boots.  Probably my Lucchese Classic dressy black goatskin boots.  Those go well with a suit, if I must wear one.<\/p>\n<p>The spouse will remain at home.  He can&#8217;t stand the noise or fuss of such an event.  <\/p>\n<p>And as soon as the auction is over and the band strikes up for dancing &#8230; I&#8217;m done and outta there.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  do what you do well, and don&#8217;t do what you don&#8217;t do well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have mentioned before that I am a Life Member of my local fire department, inducted to this level two years ago in recognition of long-term service. My local FD is holding a &#8220;Fireman&#8217;s Ball&#8221; this coming weekend. 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