{"id":877,"date":"2010-07-26T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=877"},"modified":"2010-07-26T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T08:00:00","slug":"shes-heeeere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=877","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Heeeere&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/TEw_6NJwI1I\/AAAAAAAACbw\/hTEjFN3B0dA\/s1600\/pic01.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/TEw_6NJwI1I\/AAAAAAAACbw\/hTEjFN3B0dA\/s400\/pic01.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497839514308059986\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Every summer, my partner drives to his old hometown where his mother lives, picks her up, and brings her back to our home to visit for a week.  There they are, Mom &amp; Partner.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be quite busy this week keeping her fed, entertained, fed, informed, fed, and fed.  Did I mention that she eats a lot?  Noisily?  Three meals a day, plus snacks&#8230; and she still weighs less than 90lbs (41kg).<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, life is short.  This week will be long, but life itself is short.  I keep reminding myself of that.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every summer, my partner drives to his old hometown where his mother lives, picks her up, and brings her back to our home to visit for a week. There they are, Mom &amp; Partner. I&#8217;ll be quite busy this week &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=877\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-partners"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}