{"id":737,"date":"2010-03-11T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2010-03-11T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T09:00:00","slug":"internet-search-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"Internet Search Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Kid you not, within the last week, the following search terms were entered into Google and landed on my website or this blog.  My response to each item follows the *.<\/p>\n<p><i>How to wear down boots<\/i><br \/>* wear them.<\/p>\n<p><i>Do you have to wear boots with Wranglers?<\/i><br \/>* no, you can wear other kinds of jeans, pants, or even leather.<\/p>\n<p><i>What kind of boots do the motorcycle cops wear?<\/i><br \/>* motorcycle patrol boots are most common.<\/p>\n<p><i>What kind of boots should men wear?<\/i><br \/>* men&#8217;s boots.  Women&#8217;s boots don&#8217;t quite have the same fit.<\/p>\n<p><i>How do you pull on pull-on boots?<\/i><br \/>* by pulling with your hands.<\/p>\n<p><i>How to pull off cowboy boots?<\/i><br \/>* if pulling with your hands doesn&#8217;t work, try using a boot jack available at most western stores or on-line.<\/p>\n<p><i>Why do bikers wear biker boots?<\/i><br \/>* because they&#8217;re smart enough to wear sturdy boots to protect their feet and legs when riding.<\/p>\n<p><i>What to wear with cowboy boots?<\/i><br \/>* clothes work best.  Going naked poses risk of arrest.<\/p>\n<p><i>Why do cowboys wear boots?<\/i><br \/>* because horses wear shoes.<\/p>\n<p><i>Cowboys outside of jeans<\/i><br \/>* well, usually cowboys are inside jeans, and look mighty fine!<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  enjoy it in boots!<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kid you not, within the last week, the following search terms were entered into Google and landed on my website or this blog. My response to each item follows the *. How to wear down boots* wear them. Do you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=737\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cowboy-boots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}