{"id":6809,"date":"2014-04-09T04:00:32","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T08:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=6809"},"modified":"2014-04-09T05:09:07","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T09:09:07","slug":"time-to-trade-me-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=6809","title":{"rendered":"Time to Trade Me In?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the olden days when my spouse and I grew up, it was common for people to buy a car, drive it for two to four years, then trade it in for a newer model.  Cars back then held much more value than they do today, and trade-ins were commonplace, as well as paying cash for the difference in price of a new car.<\/p>\n<p>The thought of a trade-in applies in a way to me, personally.<\/p>\n<p>For years, whenever I did something dumb and noticed that my spouse would roll his eyes, I would turn to him and say, deadpan, &#8220;Time to trade me in for a newer model?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My spouse would smile, laugh, and say,<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8230;&#8221;Maybe not today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lately, I have been the klutz&#8217;s klutz.  Last Friday, I tripped over a step at the front of a store, fell, and skinned my knee and side of my arm.  Just an abrasion &#8212; nothing broken.  But I tore the knee of my jeans and there was a lot of blood from the surface wounds.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, I walked into a door &#8212; right into it.  And right there in front of my spouse.  Small knot on my head proves that such collisions are not so much fun.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday, I was walking into our back yard.  I was guiding my spouse to the patio by our pond.  I got him there safely, then turned around and fell off the patio and tumbled again.  Fortunately, nothing damaged.  I landed in a soft pile of leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Monday, I was in severe pain&#8230; I won&#8217;t say where, but my spouse had to apply a treatment to relieve the painful irritation.  I have absolutely no idea why that irritation happened.  It made me walk like a little old man while the treatment was relieving the pain.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, I got up from the couch in our basement leisure room, and promptly stubbed my toe on a table leg.  <\/p>\n<p>I turned to my spouse and exclaimed, &#8220;after all this klutziness and problems I have had since Friday, isn&#8217;t it time to trade me in for a newer model?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>He scowled at me and said, deadpan, &#8220;no, silly. That&#8217;s why we got married.  I can&#8217;t trade you in at the drop of a hat&#8230; or in your case, at a drop of some part of your body.&#8221;  Then he hugged me and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll care for you, body parts in pieces and all, as much as you have cared for me. I think our old models are just fine for another million miles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  show those you love how you love them!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the olden days when my spouse and I grew up, it was common for people to buy a car, drive it for two to four years, then trade it in for a newer model. Cars back then held &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=6809\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}