{"id":650,"date":"2009-12-23T13:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2016-05-11T11:24:58","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T15:24:58","slug":"didnt-win-the-decorating-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t Win The Decorating Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SzJPMWGq7tI\/AAAAAAAAB7I\/OiPazb3z2W0\/s1600-h\/Xmassss.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SzJPMWGq7tI\/AAAAAAAAB7I\/OiPazb3z2W0\/s320\/Xmassss.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418480375190712018\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Wonder why we didn&#8217;t win the neighborhood Christmas decorating contest?<\/p>\n<p>Ho ho ho!<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wonder why we didn&#8217;t win the neighborhood Christmas decorating contest? Ho ho ho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}