{"id":590,"date":"2009-10-29T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=590"},"modified":"2016-08-13T06:42:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T10:42:04","slug":"oh-brother-its-my-brother-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=590","title":{"rendered":"Oh Brother, It&#8217;s My Brother!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Guest blog by BHD&#8217;s twin brother, J<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Hey, Bro!<\/p>\n<p>My goodness gracious, big guy, from reading your blog, you outdid yourself on your day off!  I have always called you jokingly, &#8220;Taz,&#8221; because you remind me of the Tazmanian Devil in the Looney Tunes cartoons that we watched when we were growing up.  Well, Taz, what did you do after dinner?  LOL!<\/p>\n<p>I spoke with you on the phone on your day off, and you sounded as if you had all the time in the world to catch up with me.   I can imagine, though, you had the phone cradled between your ear and shoulder while you multi-tasked. (I have seen you in that position before.)   I cannot imagine how you get all those things done and still go to bed by 8:30 or 9.  I&#8217;m sure [your partner] noticed the clean baseboards!  Ha! <\/p>\n<p>Things are going well here in Europe.  Work is busy and setting up our new flat is going great.  S (<i>J&#8217;s wife<\/i>) has begun teaching again at University, and is enjoying it immensely.  Thank you for sending us a couple smoke alarms!  You are always thinking of our safety and well-being.<\/p>\n<p>All things Christmas are breaking out in the stores around here, like I bet it is back home.  And speaking of that, S and I are coming home this year for Christmas.  We can&#8217;t wait to see you and [your partner] again, as well as our brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, the &#8220;greats&#8221; and everyone else.  I want S to experience our family&#8217;s Christmas traditions, and I hope we are there in time for the annual caroling back in the old &#8216;hood.<\/p>\n<p>I know it has always bothered you that there is all this Christmas stuff in the stores before Thanksgiving.  Remember, we don&#8217;t have that holiday here, so there is no official &#8220;rule&#8221; on when it is okay to display that stuff.  With the economy the way it is, I don&#8217;t blame them for trying to start their sales early.<\/p>\n<p>But I remember:  all your Christmas shopping is done!  Bully for you.  I&#8217;m nowhere near ready.<\/p>\n<p>You will still wait until after Thanksgiving to get out Christmas decorations.  In fact, as I recall, you will be having another large joyful feeding frenzy all day on Thanksgiving with your senior friends, so I presume you need all the space you can get without having it taken up with a Christmas tree and our Lionel train set.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you will post this email as a guest blog, to give you a day off from the blogging and to let me express, once again, how much I admire you.  Io ti amo sempre.<\/p>\n<p>Warmly,<\/p>\n<p>Your little bother, J<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest blog by BHD&#8217;s twin brother, J Hey, Bro! My goodness gracious, big guy, from reading your blog, you outdid yourself on your day off! 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