I drove (a cage) up to Pittsburgh and back this weekend, when my spouse and I returned his mother to her home after visiting with us for a week.<\/p>\n
While driving, both on the interstate and around her home town, I couldn’t help but notice guys on motorcycles. After all, it is summer!<\/p>\n
Trouble is, most men on motorcycles were not bikers, but were…
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\n… contenders for the Darwin Awards! Examples:<\/p>\n
1. Guy on a sport bike, full-face helmet, mesh jacket, gloves…
\n … shorts and FLIP-FLOPS!
\n ==> This idiot is #1 on the list for my recommendation for a Darwin Award.<\/p>\n
2. Guys on big-ass Harleys…
\n … no helmet (Pennsylvania does not have a mandatory helmet law)
\n … shorts… sneakers
\n ==> I saw more than a dozen of these clowns. The ones that contend greatest for the Darwin Award were those riding 80mph (128kmh) in a 65mph (104kph) zone … without a helmet. Really, really, really stupid.<\/p>\n
3. Dude with Chick riding bitch (passenger) on a Harley
\n … dude is wearing jeans and boots (so far, so good)
\n … no helmet on either him or the female passenger
\n … and, you guessed it, the female passenger was wearing shorts and flip-flops with her feet very close to the hot pipes. Smart. Real smart.<\/p>\n
After a while, I had to stop looking as seeing so many of these idiots was quite distressing. Soon enough, though, they may very well take themselves out of the gene pool.<\/p>\n
Life is short: ALWAYS wear a HELMET, long pants, and MOTORCYCLE BOOTS when on a motorcycle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I drove (a cage) up to Pittsburgh and back this weekend, when my spouse and I returned his mother to her home after visiting with us for a week. While driving, both on the interstate and around her home town, … Continue reading