{"id":526,"date":"2009-08-26T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=526"},"modified":"2009-08-26T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T08:00:00","slug":"irresistibly-arrestable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"Irresistibly Arrestable"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Here is how I was dressed last night while waiting for my partner to arrive home from work. I was wearing my clandestine uniform (that is, a uniform shirt unadorned with patches, as the agency I represented is not on any official log book), Duty Belt with “appropriate” gear, and motorcop uniform breeches tucked into tall Dehner Patrol Boots.<\/p>\n

My partner has been irresistibly arrestable. The offense? Well, he committed many “arrestable offenses” over the last week when my brother was visiting. He put clean linens on his bed every day, did laundry for us both, did the grocery shopping so I could spend more time with my brother and our family, and carried out a whole host of other things to free up my time.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>He smiled, he laughed, and he had great conversations with my brother on a variety of topics. He made my birthday and the week following a great treat, just by being the man he his — thoughtful, caring, kind, considerate, and quietly doing things that kept our household a warm and inviting place for my brother to enjoy.<\/p>\n

His most egregious offense? He did everything he possibly could do to make me happy. To bring broad smiles to my face. To love me and care for me.<\/p>\n

My man, my sweet wonderful man, was arrested last night. I charged him with being just too good, too wonderful, too kind… and then when he took his shirt off: just too darned studly!<\/p>\n

Life is short: show those you love that you love them! Whew!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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