{"id":5180,"date":"2013-07-10T04:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T08:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=5180"},"modified":"2013-07-10T06:15:16","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T10:15:16","slug":"my-romantic-spouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=5180","title":{"rendered":"My Romantic Spouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I arrived home from work yesterday, I was tired and dragging ass. I enjoy commuting on my Harley, but when it is very hot and humid, it takes its toll, especially after a hard day at the office.  I was looking forward to having dinner at home, then curling up on the sofa next to my spouse &#8230; and probably nodding off.  <\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; that didn&#8217;t quite happen.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWhen I walked into the kitchen from the garage, I found a big vase of flowers from the yard.  I stopped, smelled them, and then called out, &#8220;hey, spouse?  Where are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nothing &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It is not uncommon for Spouse to cut flowers for me, but he has not done it for months.  I smiled and said to myself, &#8220;how nice and thoughtful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I put away my helmet, lunch container, keys, ID badge, and put the cell phone on its charger, then called out again, &#8220;hey, spouse?  Where are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nothing &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I looked out the back door to a place where my spouse sits on the small deck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; not there &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I looked out the rear kitchen door and to the lower deck to see if my spouse were sitting there.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nope &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I looked down the basement stairs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; it was dark. He was not there, either.<\/p>\n<p>I went upstairs to our bedroom, thinking that perhaps he was folding laundry or using our master bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; not there &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was beginning to worry.  I went back to the kitchen to look for a note.  If he were going to take a walk or something, he would leave me a note (remember, my spouse does not have a cell phone and I don&#8217;t send or receive text message anyway.)<\/p>\n<p>Then I heard footsteps.  <\/p>\n<p>I quickly turned around and saw my spouse with a big smile on his face. He grabbed my waist, nuzzled my neck, and handed me a note, which read, &#8220;thank you for building me the greenhouse. We have the best gardens we&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Man, what a great way to be greeted after a hard day at the office and a muggy commute home!<\/p>\n<p>I have to remember to check the Living Room next time I can&#8217;t find Spouse.  That is where he was hiding all along  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  love your man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I arrived home from work yesterday, I was tired and dragging ass. I enjoy commuting on my Harley, but when it is very hot and humid, it takes its toll, especially after a hard day at the office. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=5180\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-partners"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}