{"id":474,"date":"2009-07-08T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=474"},"modified":"2009-07-08T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T08:00:00","slug":"now-i-have-seen-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":"Now I Have Seen It All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SlPYXTj52vI\/AAAAAAAABcQ\/efF1T-wVxy0\/s1600-h\/Seeall.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 196px; height: 214px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SlPYXTj52vI\/AAAAAAAABcQ\/efF1T-wVxy0\/s320\/Seeall.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355862276773108466\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">I usually take a walk at lunchtime.  Yesterday, while strolling the streets of Washington, DC, I saw this nice-looking guy in a shirt, tie, suit jacket, matching suit pants, and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:180%;\">OMG!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Flip-flops.<\/p>\n<p>I did a double-take.  So did many others who were waiting to cross the street as I was.  There this dude was, all pretty-as-you-please, in a suit, dress shirt &amp; tie, and those gawd-awful things on his feet.<\/p>\n<p>Lawdy-lawd, gimme a break!  I thought I had seen everything&#8230; until now.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually take a walk at lunchtime. Yesterday, while strolling the streets of Washington, DC, I saw this nice-looking guy in a shirt, tie, suit jacket, matching suit pants, and&#8230; OMG! Flip-flops. I did a double-take. So did many others &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=474\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-washington-dc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}