{"id":462,"date":"2009-06-28T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-28T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=462"},"modified":"2016-05-11T15:15:06","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T19:15:06","slug":"jumped-at-the-chance-to-play-hookey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"Jumped at the Chance to Play Hookey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">Yesterday, I was busy catching up on things at home after being gone almost a week on business travel.  My partner is away visiting his mother, so I was tempted on such a sunny, beautiful day, to get out on my Harley and ride.  Alas, my aunt required some attention, another elderly couple needed a cabinet repaired, and my usual Saturday routine of grocery shopping with the ladies wasn&#8217;t to be missed.<\/p>\n<p>I got home about noon, and thought that the rest of the day would be spent working on our hallway renovation project.  I promised my partner I would do that.  So I got out all of the tools and materials, and began the job.  Then the phone rang.<\/p>\n<p>A buddy was calling saying that he was in a real spot.  I had sold him my old parachute and he was getting it ready to go skydiving with some mutual friends, but something wasn&#8217;t right with my old &#8216;chute.  He had worked himself up into a dither.  He so desperately wanted to go skydiving, but if something were wrong with the &#8216;chute, then he would not be able to go.  He sounded so disappointed and frustrated.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;You know that &#8216;chute better than anyone.  Can you fix it?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I still wasn&#8217;t sure quite what was wrong, but he sounded so desperate, I just had to go help.  I decided to bring him my own parachute, so that if I weren&#8217;t able to get his &#8216;chute fixed, he could still go skydiving.  I hopped on my Harley (a-ha!  what an excuse to ride!) and boogeyed over to the airport.  There was my friend.  He had the parachute all laid out on the grass.<\/p>\n<p>He jumped up and ran over to me.  <i>&#8220;I can&#8217;t pack it!  It won&#8217;t pack!&#8221;<\/i> he shrieked.  This guy is a nice man, but he does get a tad excitable.  Turns out that he had it all backwards.  Some of the &#8216;chute lines were tangled.  We straightened them out and ensured each was free, and began to fold it.  What I liked most about my old &#8216;chute is that it practically folded itself.  I wrapped the static line loosely along the top of the pack, then closed it with the pin, and <i>voi-la<\/i>, it was all ready.  Nothing was wrong with it; my buddy simply had forgotten how to pack it.  (Can&#8217;t say that spending eight hours of training on the matter helped him that much, but that&#8217;s quite another story.)<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the guys showed up, and the pilot said those magic words, &#8220;hey, we&#8217;ve got an open spot, wanna come?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I do have all that work to do back home&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BUT&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist.  Hmmm, for some reason, I was already dressed in BDUs and jump boots.  <i>But honestly, that&#8217;s what I put on to do work on the floor!  Really!  God&#8217;s truth!<\/i>   (My partner would never believe me, because I usually wear old cruddy jeans and my Station Boots to do renovation work.)<\/p>\n<p>We jumped three times yesterday afternoon.  We didn&#8217;t go very high &#8212; just about 8,000 feet for each jump.  High enough to see the surrounding area, but not so high as to spend all afternoon in freefall (LOL).<\/p>\n<p>Today, I promise:  I will work on that hallway project which must show significant progress before my partner arrives home about 2:00.  (And either call me honest or a glutton for punishment, but I plan to tell my partner about the Saturday diversion, even if he won&#8217;t be happy).<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  have fun!<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SkZ0-ZzXthI\/AAAAAAAABbI\/4xp_-QbI36g\/s1600-h\/Skydiving1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SkZ0-ZzXthI\/AAAAAAAABbI\/4xp_-QbI36g\/s400\/Skydiving1.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352093822603474450\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I was busy catching up on things at home after being gone almost a week on business travel. 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