{"id":4476,"date":"2013-04-01T04:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T08:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=4476"},"modified":"2013-04-01T04:04:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T08:04:25","slug":"new-suits-for-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=4476","title":{"rendered":"New Suits and Accessories for the New Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Accessories-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"Accessories\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Accessories.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Accessories.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Accessories.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Accessories.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Can&#8217;t wait &#8217;til my new job starts a week from today.  Mind you, I enjoyed my old job, too, but the contract for that work ended yesterday (March 31) and the new contract for the new job doesn&#8217;t start until one week from today.  So this week, I can take my time to be fitted for a new wardrobe of suits and accessories to go with them.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I selecting new suits and accessories?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe new job is a promotion, and serving once again in management, I have to dress the part.  So I will be suited-every-day, with accessories to match.  <\/p>\n<p>I have to admit, I only owned one &#8220;go-to-funeral&#8221; suit.  It was rather old and no longer fit me well, particularly in the shoulders.  It was restricting and looked downright ghastly when I tried it on again yesterday.  I figure with mix-and-match as men can do with suits, I only need three suits to start: one in navy blue, one in grey, and another in a pinstripe blue\/grey pattern.<\/p>\n<p>I have a very nice men&#8217;s dress watch, so I don&#8217;t have to get one of those.  But my ties are kinda old and drab, so I plan to pick up at least a dozen fine silk ties while at the store when I am being fitted for my new suits.  I don&#8217;t know if pocket squares are in fashion today, but I will probably pick up a few.  I so love this added fashion feature.<\/p>\n<p>A few dress belts that fit will also be important.  I&#8217;m not really one for cufflinks, so I think I will skip those.  But I could probably find a few new tie clasps that will be attractive.<\/p>\n<p>And the shoes!  Can&#8217;t forget the dress shoes!  Norstrom&#8217;s is having a &#8220;buy 1 pair at the regular $495\/pair price, get another for 33% off&#8221; sale.  What a deal!  I plan to buy two pairs of cap toe oxfords and two pairs of brougham wingtips in black and brown to accessorize my new suits correctly.<\/p>\n<p>What else will I need?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n&#8230; a booted kick in the ass back to reality.  <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/April-fools-emoticons.gif?resize=300%2C207\" alt=\"April-fools-emoticons\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4478\" \/>Okay, it is April 1.  Once again, all I can say is, &#8220;APRIL FOOLS!&#8221;   While my job is indeed in transition, the new job will <u>not<\/u> require dressing as a clone.  No suits.  No ties.  No pocket squares.  No dress shoes.  Thank goodness!  I have a rep to protect!<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  enjoy April Fools Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t wait &#8217;til my new job starts a week from today. 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