{"id":3811,"date":"2013-01-26T04:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-01-26T09:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2020-08-09T13:06:26","modified_gmt":"2020-08-09T17:06:26","slug":"more-boot-related-internet-search-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=3811","title":{"rendered":"More Boot Related Internet Search Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"

From time to time, I take a moment to review questions that people enter into a search engine about boots. Here are some of the latest funnies:
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Is it okay to wear a cowboy without cowboy boots?<\/strong><\/center>\"Cowboywear\"A: No. Whenever you wear a cowboy, you and he (both) must wear cowboy boots. Period. Don’t be silly… wearing cowboys without boots. Come on!<\/p>\n

Wearing a cowboy with suit<\/strong><\/center>\"Funny4\"A: well, if you must wear a cowboy, you can wear one with a suit… or not. Your choice. For more information, see above.<\/p>\n

Gay dress shoes or boots and what size foot are you?<\/center><\/strong>\"Funny2\"A: I wear a US size 10D boot, thank you. But sorry, none of my boots are gay. They’re all straight, from the shafts to the foot, and I have never observed them making out with each other. And you’ll never catch me in those gay dress shoes. I never would want to be associated with the words, “dress shoes.” Bleccch.<\/p>\n

Are cowboy boats in for men?<\/strong><\/center>\"Funny3\"A: No. The cowboy fleet is out. Meanwhile, wear cowboy boots because boots are definitely “in” for men<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Wearing pants over boots or under guy<\/center><\/strong>\"Funny5\"A: Most guys wear pants over boots. It can be embarrassing to wear pants under guys. Just sayin’.<\/p>\n

What do you wear under boots men?<\/center><\/strong>\"Funny6\"A: Well, men, there’s this nifty invention called socks<\/a>. You should try ’em out.<\/p>\n

Life is short: wear boots, not cowboys or boats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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