{"id":365,"date":"2009-03-27T04:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T08:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=365"},"modified":"2009-03-27T04:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T08:30:00","slug":"my-upside-down-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"My Upside Down Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/Sctvmn4roKI\/AAAAAAAABLg\/xPkbm3_qC5c\/s1600-h\/backwards-clock.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 164px; height: 167px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/Sctvmn4roKI\/AAAAAAAABLg\/xPkbm3_qC5c\/s320\/backwards-clock.gif?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317466494373437602\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">I actually think I was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean &#8212; the time zone there fits my biorhythms better.  That is, ever since I was a kid, I naturally awaken between 4 to 4:30am, every day.  Even weekends.<\/p>\n<p>On weekends when I wake up, I just snuggle closer to my partner and drift in and out of dreamland for a couple hours until he wakes up about 5:30 or 6.  Weekdays, we both get up no later than 4:30.<\/p>\n<p>I have always been that way &#8212; rising early and then getting to bed by 8:30 at night, or 9 if I&#8217;m stuck in a meeting or something.<\/p>\n<p>I am lamenting about my biorhythms being out of whack with the rest of the world that I work with in my community.  They have meetings and events that I attend that begin at 7pm if I&#8217;m lucky, or 7:30pm, which is more common.  Most meetings are well-planned, and last just about two hours.  But that&#8217;s 9:30pm!  Too late for me.  I often get up from a meeting if it&#8217;s still going on at 8:45pm and leave.  After that, I can&#8217;t think well and I am just too tired to press on.  (or want to.)<\/p>\n<p>This is one reason why I will never run for office or become an elected official.  The hours that they have to work never coincide with my biorhythms.  It&#8217;s also a reason why I don&#8217;t attend some meetings or events to which I am<\/span><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/ScJVnK_DeMI\/AAAAAAAABKE\/2WZYdlXoT-Q\/s1600-h\/Calendar.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 185px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/ScJVnK_DeMI\/AAAAAAAABKE\/2WZYdlXoT-Q\/s320\/Calendar.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314904641702688962\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"> invited &#8212; including those infernal fundraising dinner-dances.  Seriously, I never quite could handle &#8220;late.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s another reason why I never really went out much to gay bars and such &#8212; &#8220;gay time&#8221; is shifted several hours later than most other&#8217;s time anyway&#8230; so there&#8217;s no way I can handle staying awake that late (which seems to me like &#8220;all night.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I honestly feel that my world is upside down.  Everyone else seems to wake up around 6 or 7, and manage to stay awake until 10 or 11.  I&#8217;m two to three hours &#8220;ahead&#8221; of everyone else.  When they set meetings and events, they do it because it accommodates the schedules of most others.  But not me.<\/p>\n<p>I know other people who tell me that they get up early, but also stay awake until the wee hours of the morning.  They claim that they only &#8220;need&#8221; four or fewer hours of sleep each night.  They seem to manage, but I often wonder how they function.  I certainly can&#8217;t manage on such a little amount of sleep each night.<\/p>\n<p>Gay guys seem to keep really late hours when they surf the &#8216;net.  About 30% of visitors to my website from the U.S. are visiting between midnight and 4am, Eastern Time.  I won&#8217;t comment more about that &#8212; you can arrive at your own conclusions about that observation.<\/p>\n<p>Well, anyway, I will just accept the fact that what they told me when we were in Australia is correct:  our seasons are backwards, our hemisphere is upside down, and our time is all off.  Perhaps my friends from the Land of Oz are on to something.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  (get some sleep!)<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually think I was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean &#8212; the time zone there fits my biorhythms better. That is, ever since I was a kid, I naturally awaken between 4 to 4:30am, every day. 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