{"id":2736,"date":"2012-09-02T04:00:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T08:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=2736"},"modified":"2013-11-21T08:02:41","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T13:02:41","slug":"cousins-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=2736","title":{"rendered":"Cousins 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Cousswimmer.jpg?resize=183%2C305\" alt=\"\" title=\"Cousswimmer\" width=\"183\" height=\"305\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Cousswimmer.jpg?w=183&amp;ssl=1 183w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Cousswimmer.jpg?resize=90%2C150&amp;ssl=1 90w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Cousswimmer.jpg?resize=180%2C300&amp;ssl=1 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 183px) 100vw, 183px\" \/>Just a quick post to show that not all of my cousins are straight guys who wear flip-flops and shorts to church.<\/p>\n<p>Man, if I were two decades younger, not in a monogamous relationship, and not related, I&#8217;d chase this guy. Here he is, participating in an LGBT swimming fundraiser in New York.  <\/p>\n<p>Woof!  Go cuz, go!<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, though, that I have seen pictures of him on his Facebook page where he is wearing flip-flops while attending a social gathering. So I STILL have work to do on all of my family members, gay or straight! (Remember: boots are preferred footwear; sneakers are okay in a gym, and the only place for flip-flops is in the trash.)<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  love your family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick post to show that not all of my cousins are straight guys who wear flip-flops and shorts to church. Man, if I were two decades younger, not in a monogamous relationship, and not related, I&#8217;d chase this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=2736\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}