{"id":2715,"date":"2012-08-29T04:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T08:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=2715"},"modified":"2013-11-21T07:53:09","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T12:53:09","slug":"footwear-of-cousins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=2715","title":{"rendered":"Footwear of Cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"This photo is of a group of some of my male cousins who were lining up, holding their children, before going into church. Arrgggh!<\/p>\n

From left to right:<\/u>
\nShorts\/sneakers
\nDress shoes (ignore the child’s feet)
\nDress shoes
\nFlip flops
\nFlip flops
\nDress shoes
\nBoat shoes
\nCasual shoes<\/p>\n

Okay, I understand the dress shoes bit… those guys were wearing shirt-and-tie. But the flip flops (with shorts?) Sneakers (with shorts?) Blecch and double-blecch.<\/p>\n

I have a lot of work to do with this family….<\/p>\n

Remember: sneakers are for the gym, and flip-flops are for the trash. No rational adult male should ever wear flip-flops in public. Beach wear is for the beach, not for church!<\/p>\n

Okay, rant over. <\/p>\n

Life is short: wear boots and dress nicely for church (okay, tie optional, but no sneakers, boat shoes, or flip-flops)! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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