{"id":156,"date":"2008-08-20T16:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-08-20T16:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T20:04:00","slug":"arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Arrested!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SKx5IDGCe8I\/AAAAAAAAAnw\/uKMQVbw2STQ\/s1600-h\/Dutybelt05.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 195px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yytsDp42pSs\/SKx5IDGCe8I\/AAAAAAAAAnw\/uKMQVbw2STQ\/s320\/Dutybelt05.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236693645901593538\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">As threatened in yesterday&#8217;s blog post, when my partner arrived at home yesterday, I arrested him.  The charges?  Being kind, gentle, sweet, and thoughtful.  For giving me the very best birthday present I could ever want &#8212; being &#8220;biker-napped.&#8221;  For being my soulmate and best friend, for caring, and most of all, for forgiving my faults and weaknesses.  Heck, I&#8217;m still head over bootheels in love with my guy, 15 years and going strong.<\/p>\n<p>So when he got out of his car, right there in the garage, I read him his rights and gave him no choice but to surrender.  He willingly obliged.  I had my way with him, and he with me, and we both laughed and had a heck of a lot of fun.<\/p>\n<p>Now don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8212; the handcuffs didn&#8217;t come out.  I don&#8217;t get into bondage scenes.  But he called me, &#8220;Officer, Sir&#8221; throughout our playtime and kept asking me if my &#8220;baton&#8221; were registered with the state.  These times of spontaneity don&#8217;t happen often, as much as perhaps they once did.  But when he&#8217;s &#8220;up for it&#8221; (which he was!) and I&#8217;m relaxed and being playful, we sure can have a great time!<\/p>\n<p>Then he was surprised with a wonderful home-cooked meal, with all of his favorites.  A lasanga that I baked fresh, accompanied by a salad fresh from our garden with a dressing that I make and he enjoys.  I even made some yeast-raised dinner rolls that take hours, but the time is well invested to see his enjoyment and smile.  We finished it off with a home-made lemon meringue pie, which he loves.  He made this all possible, with my chef&#8217;s kitchen and his care in supporting me as I built our house (and turned grey in the process.)<\/p>\n<p>I love my man.  I am so blessed.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short!  Be joyful, show those you love that you love &#8217;em.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As threatened in yesterday&#8217;s blog post, when my partner arrived at home yesterday, I arrested him. The charges? Being kind, gentle, sweet, and thoughtful. For giving me the very best birthday present I could ever want &#8212; being &#8220;biker-napped.&#8221; For &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=156\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-partners"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}