{"id":15473,"date":"2019-11-18T05:53:35","date_gmt":"2019-11-18T10:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=15473"},"modified":"2019-11-18T05:55:31","modified_gmt":"2019-11-18T10:55:31","slug":"the-lasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=15473","title":{"rendered":"The Lasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bootsoffice2-300x198.jpg?resize=300%2C198\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bootsoffice2.jpg?resize=300%2C198&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bootsoffice2.jpg?resize=150%2C99&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bootsoffice2.jpg?resize=455%2C300&amp;ssl=1 455w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bootsoffice2.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Ever give notice to leave something &#8212; like a job &#8212; so far in advance that you go through a grueling set of &#8220;lasts?&#8221;  That is, &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8230;the last (regularly standing) Meeting A, the last monthly Meeting B, the last in-person briefing for The Boss, the last weekly Meeting C, the last staff meeting (YIPPIE!!!), the last management operations briefing, the last time you have to write silly two-year out &#8220;milestones&#8221; that inevitably change, the last major call for grant proposals?  The last&#8230; whatever &#8230; you name it &#8230; I have been going through so many &#8220;lasts&#8221; as I approach retirement that my head is spinning.<\/p>\n<p>Also, in lieu of a lame retirement party at the office, I am having one-on-one lunches with selected friends.  So instead of one day of a lunch and cake, I&#8217;ve gotten 20 free lunches (and no cake; I don&#8217;t need extra for the waistline)  \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n<p>Schedule-wise, I will continue to be physically present in the office right up to the Wednesday before our U.S. Thanksgiving, which this year is late on November 28.  <\/p>\n<p>After that, I have so much accumulated leave over that which will be paid out on termination, that I will go on leave until 3 December.  <\/p>\n<p>Then I take my last work-related trip and go to this U.S. territory for two-and-one-half-days:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/EasternMostPointBlog.jpg?resize=584%2C459\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"459\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/EasternMostPointBlog.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/EasternMostPointBlog.jpg?resize=300%2C236&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/EasternMostPointBlog.jpg?resize=150%2C118&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/EasternMostPointBlog.jpg?resize=382%2C300&amp;ssl=1 382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230; and from there, fly on to <i>la isla del encanto<\/i> again for another two-and-one-half days:<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Day1blog-800x600.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-9598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Day1blog.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Day1blog.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Day1blog.jpg?resize=150%2C113&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Day1blog.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230;for on-site consultations and inspections.  Then I return home, submit a report about what I observed, then go on leave again until I return to the office on 3 January, 2020, to return company-owned equipment, my ID, and then as Fred Flintstone said:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Flintstone-300x251.jpg?resize=300%2C251\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Flintstone.jpg?resize=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Flintstone.jpg?resize=150%2C125&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Flintstone.jpg?w=359&amp;ssl=1 359w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nLife is short:  enjoy &#8220;the lasts.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever give notice to leave something &#8212; like a job &#8212; so far in advance that you go through a grueling set of &#8220;lasts?&#8221; That is, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-job"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}