{"id":1454,"date":"2012-03-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1454"},"modified":"2012-03-23T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T08:00:00","slug":"amusing-internet-searches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1454","title":{"rendered":"Amusing Internet Searches"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every now and then, I look at internet searches that bring visitors to my website. Here are some of the more recent and amusing searches. Some I can answer, some I cannot, and one — I haven’t a clue. Here goes:
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1. Good boots to wear with cows.<\/p>\n

I guess the best recommendation that I can make for boots to wear with cows are boots that are made of skins such as lizard, ostrich, kangaroo, or goat. I betcha that cows would object if you wore leather boots made of… you know… their brethren. <\/p>\n

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2. How to cut jeans to fut over booys<\/p>\n

While I have enjoyed many visits to Australia (see origination of this search), and I know we share the same language — I still cannot figure out what “fut over booys” means. At all. (Perhaps this is a typing error since this was done on one of those i-gadgets).<\/p>\n

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3. What to say when someone asks why you are wearing cowboy boots.<\/p>\n

Good question! Here are some suggestions —<\/p>\n

a. I like how they look. Aren’t they cool? Let me lift my pants so you can see them better.<\/p>\n

b. If you think these boots are cool, you should see my boyfriend’s boots! Wow!<\/p>\n

c. I got them as a gift, and appreciate the thoughtfulness of (name of giver.)<\/p>\n

d. These boots are more comfortable than your (dorky) dress shoes.<\/p>\n

e. I’m tired of dressing like a clone.<\/p>\n

f. My horse suggested the boots. <\/p>\n

g. These boots fit and feel better than my horse’s shoes.<\/p>\n

h. Why not?<\/p>\n

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4. Can you wear men’s motorcycle boots in summer?<\/p>\n

Well, duh… summer is prime riding season. Bikers wear boots. <\/p>\n

Answer, seriously: YES! You can (as yes, it is possible) to wear motorcycle boots in the summer. It is also preferable, as you “should.” <\/p>\n

However, some guys have had a bad experience with boots feeling hot during the summer. Boots that do not fit well or were made of materials other than leather (such as “man-made uppers”) that do not breathe probably resulted in your feet and legs feeling fried, hot, and clammy. <\/p>\n

Best way to resolve that situation is to invest in quality all-leather boots that fit you correctly. Please — size of your sneakers is probably way off from the true size of your foot and correct boot size. Go into a shoe store and get both feet measured. (Funny thing, but most motorcycle dealers that also carry boots seldom have a device that measures foot size for boots.) Once you know your “shoe size,” you can find a pair of boots that will fit. <\/p>\n

Good quality, well-made boots, like Chippewa Firefighters or harness\/engineer boots will not only feel good (and not be hot), they also will look good and protect you at the same time.<\/p>\n

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5. How should men wear cowboy boots?<\/p>\n

Tah-dum: on their feet. ‘nuf said. (I still can’t believe how frequently this question is entered into a search engine.)<\/p>\n

Life is short: wear boots on your feet … and have a nice day!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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