{"id":13713,"date":"2018-03-12T05:55:05","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T09:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=13713"},"modified":"2018-03-12T06:19:28","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T10:19:28","slug":"fundraising-snuggling-and-twinning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=13713","title":{"rendered":"Fundraising, Snuggling, and Twinning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Suitboots1-119x300.jpg?resize=119%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"119\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-10572\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Suitboots1.jpg?resize=119%2C300&amp;ssl=1 119w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Suitboots1.jpg?resize=60%2C150&amp;ssl=1 60w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Suitboots1.jpg?w=139&amp;ssl=1 139w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 119px) 100vw, 119px\" \/>I was delighted to have a very productive Saturday, topped off by calling a successful auction for my VFD&#8217;s annual event.  Suited and booted in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bootedman.com\/cowboy\/lucblackcaimanbelly.html\" target=\"_blank\">black dressy Lucchese crocodile belly boots<\/a>, I helped to raise over $26,500 for the fire department&#8217;s ongoing needs.<\/p>\n<p>However, as soon as the auction part of the dinner was over, and right before the DJ began playing music for dancing, I bid my farewells.  Why?  &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8230; time change to daylight saving time that night meant losing an hour&#8217;s sleep, and also, as all readers of this blog know, <em>I hate dancing.<\/em>  <\/p>\n<p>Also, I was unusually sore because I had installed a replacement dishwasher in a house I own (and rent to a firefighter and her husband).  Dishwashers are always in the most cramped locations, requiring twisting and bending that my ol&#8217; body doesn&#8217;t like (never did!)<\/p>\n<p>When I returned home from the VFD dinner-dance fundraiser, it was unusually late (22:30)!  I found The Spouse fast asleep.  He claimed he would be waiting up for me, but it was cute to find him all snuggled on the sofa like my cuddly man.  I nuzzled with him a little, got him to bed, took more acetaminophen, poured myself into bed as well, and was conked out before my head it the pillow.<\/p>\n<p>With the time change and being out so late on Saturday, when I awoke, I was started to see the clock read 0800!  Never!  I always awaken naturally at 0400 &#8212; maybe with the time change it might be 0500 &#8212; but Sunday morning, the sun was fully shining and it was late late late!  <\/p>\n<p>The Spouse laughed.  He said, &#8220;you looked so cute all snuggled there, I let you sleep.  But we don&#8217;t have to go anywhere today, so just relax!&#8221;  He got back into bed with me and we enjoyed some more snuggle time whilst watching the squirrels jump from tree to tree in our back yard as they played &#8220;catch me if you can.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>After getting up and dressing in the usual jeans and boots, I prepared the usual gluten-free five-flour waffles for The Spouse, we ate breakfast, and just talked.  No rush, just a nice long time to talk about anything and everything on our minds.  Breaking from the table at 1000 (unheard of), I was figuring out what to do during the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>It is unusual for me to have a completely &#8220;lazy Sunday.&#8221;  I found some things to do for my volunteer leadership positions, but soon enough, I was caught up.  I was trying to come up with a new idea for this blog, but just couldn&#8217;t think of anything, so I let it go for another day.<\/p>\n<p>I then decided to do something else entirely.  It was time to visit my favorite biker cousin and get to meet his twin sons born seven weeks ago.  <\/p>\n<p>I sent him and email and soon enough, a good time for a visit was selected.  <\/p>\n<p>I was thinking about using the Harley for transportation, but my cousin needed to borrow a ladder, and I never have figured out how to attach a ladder to my Harley.  There aren&#8217;t enough bungee cords to make that work! (LOL).  Plus, it is still too friggin&#8217; cold!  <\/p>\n<p>I drove to his house and was greeted at the door by my cousin with one of his sons.  He asked me, &#8220;which one is this?&#8221;  Aha&#8230; trick question!  I know they&#8217;re not identical twins, so as a fraternal twin myself, I should know which one this child is, right?  <\/p>\n<p>It was a 50-50 guess, and I was right!  With amazement, my cousin asked, &#8220;how did you know that?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>I looked at him and said, &#8220;it&#8217;s a &#8216;twin thing,&#8217; you wouldn&#8217;t understand.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He looked at me with a serious stare as if I actually had some special &#8220;twin powers.&#8221;  Then I just smiled, laughed, and said, &#8220;lucky guess, but 50-50 odds made it a little easier, eh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Twins7weeks20180311blog-300x244.jpg?resize=300%2C244\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Twins7weeks20180311blog.jpg?resize=300%2C244&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Twins7weeks20180311blog.jpg?resize=150%2C122&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Twins7weeks20180311blog.jpg?resize=369%2C300&amp;ssl=1 369w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Twins7weeks20180311blog.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Cousin laughed and handed me his son.  The other child was finishing being fed by his Mom.  Soon enough, I got settled on the sofa with one child on one arm and another on the other.  They were so cute!  <\/p>\n<p>I began telling them what to expect and how to act as twins.  Secrets only twins know.  I mumbled into each of their ears, and they looked at me as if:  1) they understood; or 2) I&#8217;m a crazy old coot!  <\/p>\n<p>Probably more of the latter than the former, but it was fun pretending to share information with them that only twins know and watch the expression on my cousin&#8217;s face each time he couldn&#8217;t tell if I were being serious or not.<\/p>\n<p>This went on for two whole hours.  What a special, special time to bond with my newest family members.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  twins know and twinning is fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was delighted to have a very productive Saturday, topped off by calling a successful auction for my VFD&#8217;s annual event. 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