{"id":1340,"date":"2011-11-04T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2012-08-23T19:11:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T23:11:27","slug":"hilarious-internet-search","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Internet Search"},"content":{"rendered":"

Readers of my blog know that I look at how people find this blog, and I often comment on some of the more interesting search results — some of them are serious, and some are downright silly.  Here is an example of the latter:
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Yep, you read it right — the inquiry was, “how many pairs of jeans does a cow make?
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I just about died laughing when I read this. Man, I wish we could train cows to make clothing. Just think about it, if we could train cows to make boots from their hides, we could cut out a lot of the middlemen. LOL!<\/p>\n

I dunno — how many pairs of jeans can a cow make? I guess it depends on how well the cow is trained.<\/p>\n

Okay, okay, perhaps the inquiry was more serious, but left out a word. “How many pairs of leather jeans can be made from one cow?” — perhaps that was the real question. That answer: it varies. One large hide from a side of a cow can be used to make a pair of jeans, with pieces left over for other, smaller garments. But I do not know for certain. I have not learned enough about the process to obtain hides from cows to make leather gear.<\/p>\n

Life is short: wear leather, whether garments from it are made by cows or their trained people.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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