{"id":1288,"date":"2011-09-14T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1288"},"modified":"2011-09-14T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T08:00:00","slug":"party-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1288","title":{"rendered":"Party Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;\">Yep, it&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; in the last four weeks, I have attended 23 birthday parties within my family.  Yikes!  And there are four more parties this coming weekend!  Double-yikes!<\/p>\n<p>No, I do not have 23 siblings.  14 of them are enough, thank-you.  Some of these parties were for nieces, nephews, and &#8220;The Greats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I tell &#8216;ya, I am all &#8220;caked out.&#8221; LOL!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to see all the members of my family who live within driving distance of my home (not all of them do &#8212; I have family scattered around the country and the globe!)  One might think it is a bit too much.  For me, no&#8230; but it does keep me busy riding from place to place.  However, I love it.<\/p>\n<p>With such a large family, we do not exchange presents. I give a card, a warm hug, smiles and good cheer.  I think I may be among the few who knows everyone&#8217;s names and their ages&#8230; but I have a little secret.  I am the keeper of our Family Tree, and I reference it before I go to one of the parties.<\/p>\n<p>While I have attended 23 such festivities over the last four weeks, I have not attended all of them.  Some were far away, some were at very inconvenient times, and some conflicted with others.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s okay&#8230; we love each other and do our best to keep in touch, even though this Uncle Martian Dinosaur still refuses to get a data plan on his cell phone and exchange text messages.  The younger ones do not use email or the phone, so I communicate with them via Facebook.  One way or another, we remain closely connected.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  show those you love that you love them!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, it&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; in the last four weeks, I have attended 23 birthday parties within my family. Yikes! And there are four more parties this coming weekend! Double-yikes! No, I do not have 23 siblings. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1288\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}