From time to time, I look at what phrases entered into search engines drove people to visit this blog. Following are some of the most amusing (to me) recent searches I have seen:
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\nHonestly, I am not making any of these up.<\/p>\n
1. what to do to keep my cowboy boots from chafing my cat<\/p>\n
Well, don’t let your cat wear boots. <\/p>\n
2. can I wear blond hair with black cowboy hat with brown boots<\/p>\n
No, you must have red hair to pull off that combination of colors.<\/p>\n
3. Put some cape on bottom of cowboy boots <\/p>\n
No, sorry… I don’t recommend wearing a cape on the bottom of cowboy boots. Doing so would make it all too easy to trip!<\/p>\n
4. Why do I lose socks in the dryer only when I wear boots?<\/p>\n
Next time you’re in the dryer, try going barefoot.<\/p>\n
5. can I wear cowboy boots outside?<\/p>\n
Simple answer: yes you can.<\/p>\n
6. is black boot only on Friday?<\/p>\n
No, you can wear black boots any day of the week.<\/p>\n
7. does wearing leather make you smell like a cow?<\/p>\n
No… I can attest, wearing leather does not make you smell like a cow (unless you forget to bathe.)<\/p>\n
8. Can Americans wear Canadian Police Boots?<\/p>\n
As a matter of fact, yes.<\/p>\n
9. (Contrast with): Can Canadians wear boots worn by U.S. cops?<\/p>\n
Yes again!<\/p>\n
10. Do hornback boots have horns?<\/p>\n
No, you have to yell since caiman (or alligator) hornback boots do not come equipped with a horn. <\/p>\n
Life is short: regardless of how you may (or may not) smell, wear leather and boots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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