{"id":1096,"date":"2011-03-04T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1096"},"modified":"2011-03-04T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T09:00:00","slug":"if-you-have-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1096","title":{"rendered":"If You Have Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;\">I swear I&#8217;m not making this up.<\/p>\n<p>Another google search landed a visitor to this blog.&nbsp; The search was (copied directly):<\/p>\n<p>WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HAVE BOOTS HOW DO THEY WORK<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>What do you do if you have boots?<\/p>\n<p>Well, wear them!<\/p>\n<p>How do they work?<\/p>\n<p>They serve as footwear.&nbsp; You know, covers your feet and legs and lets you walk on pavement without injuring your feet or getting them dirty.<\/p>\n<p>I really do not have a clue what else to say. &#8220;What do you do if you have boots?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WEAR THEM!<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:  wear boots &#8230; preferably, on your feet.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear I&#8217;m not making this up. Another google search landed a visitor to this blog.&nbsp; The search was (copied directly): WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HAVE BOOTS HOW DO THEY WORK &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;What do you do if you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1096\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cowboy-boots","category-motorcycle-boots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}