{"id":1093,"date":"2011-03-01T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1093"},"modified":"2011-03-01T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T09:00:00","slug":"spunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1093","title":{"rendered":"Spunk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;\">I have finally coined the term that I will call my partner when we marry:&nbsp; my <u>spunk<\/u>.&nbsp; LOL!&nbsp; &#8230; it can mean so much, so those of you with dirty minds require an explanation:<\/p>\n<p>Spouse + Hunk = Spunk.<\/p>\n<p>That simple&#8230; means so much and says quite a lot, while giving some innuendo, as well.&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>*Note, if you&#8217;re late into this, my state&#8217;s legislature <i><b>may<\/b><\/i> (emphasis added) pass a bill legalizing same-sex marriage, and our governor has promised to sign it.  However, the nay-saying negative noodles who live in fear and hatred are threatening to petition the law to referendum, so we&#8217;ll have to wait until the referendum is defeated in November, 2012, to finally have permission to have our relationship achieve the same status of my siblings&#8217; relationships with their respective spouses.  So this battle ain&#8217;t won by a long shot, but we&#8217;re closer than ever before.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short:&nbsp; have spunk!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have finally coined the term that I will call my partner when we marry:&nbsp; my spunk.&nbsp; LOL!&nbsp; &#8230; it can mean so much, so those of you with dirty minds require an explanation: Spouse + Hunk = Spunk. That &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/?p=1093\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-partners"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bootedmanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}